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Ten levels. The first two need nothing but you and twenty minutes.
Butt First · you're here
Slack Off · 4 steps
The Back Door · 4 steps
The Promised Gland · 4 steps
Faint Signals · 3 steps
Nothing Doing · 6 steps
Twitch Perfect · 3 steps
Making Waves · 3 steps
The Long Wave · 3 steps
Gland Finale · 4 steps
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